Saturday, August 26, 2017

Fake News

This child's name is Charlotte. She could be the youngest child of Wills and Kate.
People have told me that the dry leaf in her hand was stolen from another child. 


This past week I set the suppression of my gag reflex to "MAX" and read Devil's Bargain by Joshua Green.

Not much of a book, it's more an under-researched  "tell-some" masquerading as a "tell-all." 

That said, Devil's Bargain does shine light on the execrable political partnership between Steve Bannon and Donald Trump. 

Its best four pages set out how Bannon's background (conservative Irish Catholic), education (taught in grade school that Ferdinand and Isabella saved Western civilization from the Moors; taught how to be a predatory capitalist at Harvard Business School), and character (he identifies with the honey badger) made him what he is today: a latter-day Visigoth.

Now that the barbarian has been tossed back outside the gates, two things seem true.

First, Trump has turned to proving that his bad behaviour is even worse without Bannon, so as to dispel those rumours that Bannon was the one in charge

Second, Bannon is now past his peak power and influence. One telling sign of this is how his tactic of weaponized news is now being used against him. Devil's Bargain emulates the attack fact format of the Bannon-sponsored book about the Clintons. Also, the other barbarians are on to him. A fake e-mail blew Breitbart's cover. 

Bannon is in genuine peril of being subsumed by the trolls he has tutored. Making stuff up by taking a kernel of truth and distorting it with innuendo and caustic asides is cheap and easy to do.

For example, the little girl in the photo above really is named Charlotte.

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Have a great week!

Karen











Saturday, August 19, 2017

Another Happy Anniversary

A year ago this past Thursday, August 17, 2017, I went under the knife to rid myself of the debilitating pain of osteoarthritis. That same day I entered the wholly unexplored country of recovering from hip surgery.

Just After the Surgery

View from the top of the bed: the operated leg set up against a bolster to prevent my foot from rolling out the the side. The slipper on my left foot is to help support my baby toe, dislocated when I banged my foot on my cane during physio.


Another view from the bed. I started feeling cooped up by about the sixth day after surgery.


Bruce called this the fortress of comfy-tude.


I started my physiotherapy immediately, and took three trips to Toronto rehab over the next four months to learn new physio tricks and monitor my progress.

I took the physio seriously and tried some other things on my own - most of which horrified my physiotherapist. I overdid it in the early stages, my mind not truly grasping, perhaps not even to this day, how massively destroyed my leg was.


Back to Work

By early October I was back at work but under orders to walk at all times with my cane.  To amuse myself I played the game "where's my cane?"



I also discovered all the ways the rest of my body had gone to hell from weeks of inactivity. 

It was mid-November when Bruce's mother took her turn for the worse. I was home alone taking the garbage to the curb. My left ankle, unused to being used much at all, turned just the tiniest bit on some uneven pavement and for the next five weeks I was a little bit lame in both legs.


But before that, close to the end of October, I wore heels for the first time since the arthritis had grown brutal. I still needed a cane to walk around.

In mid-December, I wore the same heels to Marna's funeral, but by then I didn't need the cane.

All the Clarke men assembled on a couch at the funeral parlour.
The End of Pharmaceuticals

By the first week of January, 2017, I was off daily doses of pain killers for the first time in two years. By April, I was travelling easily - I'm in Ottawa in the shot below - but not 100%. My hip still seemed a bit balky. And it alarmed the security scanner at the airport.


Test Drives

We went to New York in May, my first post-surgery opportunity to really open it up and see how far she could go.  We walked pre-arthritis distances - up to 10 kilometres - each day for three full days. And the hip felt fine.  


The BC trip in July confirmed that I could hike on uneven ground as well as city pavement. As an added bonus, the trip to BC confirmed that my titanium implant no longer triggered the x-ray scanner at airport security.


One-Year Check Up

I'm seeing my orthopaedic surgeon - Dr. Mohamed - on Tuesday the 22nd of August. There are two things in particular I want to say to him. 

First, he told me at my six month appointment in February that it was "common sense" that an artificial hip does not have as much range of motion as a natural hip. For this reason, orthopaedic surgeons fear their patients putting more than a 90 degree bend in their  hips. But, it is also common sense that there is great variety in the range of movement in natural hips. So, I will demonstrate to him that a person with an artificial hip can put her palms flat on the floor while standing. I will also show him how I can crouch down and touch my chest to my thighs. That's one for the medical journals. 

The other thing I will say to him is "thank you for helping me get my life back."

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Have a great week!

Karen


Saturday, August 12, 2017

Happy Birthday to Kim


Today is Kim's birthday.

To celebrate, we went to the Eaton Centre. Then we went to Taste of the Danforth. And later today we're going to see Atomic Blonde.

We had pea meal bacon on a kaiser from the St. Lawrence Market for breakfast, and calamari, dolmades, and souvlaki for lunch. Later, we'll be enjoying wine with our popcorn at the movie (because we've got VIP tickets). And maybe we'll have dinner after that.

Tomorrow we're having grilled salmon, kale salad and tomato pie for brunch. 

Food equals love. 

Seething mass of humanity at Taste of the Danforth.
 Food was awesome; crowds were oppressive.
Kim and Kevan in front of the henna tattoo tent.
After I took this picture, I went and got a tattoo.


Kim and Kevan in front of an ice cream truck, but they FORGOT to get ice cream.

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Have a great week!

Karen

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Did Not See That Coming


It's not every morning that I open up the Toronto Star app on my iPad and yelp. 

I did Monday because my boss to the third power, Glen Murray, announced on the front page the end of his tenure as a politician.

l'm a big bundle of mixed feelings about this. Without question, Murray put climate change and other environmental issues higher on the political agenda than they had been for decades.

Also without question, he ran the ministry ragged, some times for good purpose, some times not.

Thursday afternoon, he walked around the office, shaking hands, saying goodbye, dropping one last whopper -- he said "we'll still be working together" -- that we'll ever have listen to and pretend we believe.

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Have a great long weekend!

Karen